Hello, Is This the Labor Department?

Me:        “Hello is this the Labor Department, I would like to voice a complaint?”

 OPERATOR:        “Yes it is.  How can I help you?”

 Me:        “I have a complaint about a CEO.”

 OPERATOR:  “Of the company you work for?”

 Me:  “No, of the country…you know Barack Obama.”

 OPERATOR:  “Uh, uh”

 Me:  “This is the line to voice complaints?”

 OPERATOR:  “Yes, it is.”

 Me:  “Then I want to register a complaint against Barack Obama, CEO of the USA.”

OPERATOR:  “I guess you could look at it that way.”

 Me:  “How else should I you look at it?”

 OPERATOR:  “We aren’t set up for that type of complaint.”

 Me:  “Who else would I call?”

 OPERATOR:  “Uh, uh.  I don’t really know.”

 Me:  “First of all, he is spending money like its water.   You know, when you don’t earn money you don’t rightly care how it’s spent.  As I see it, I, along with my kids and grandkids, will be working for this guy for the rest of our lives since the debt he is incurring will never be paid.” 

OPERATOR:        “Well…”

Me:  “Barry is taking my hard earned money and giving it to whomever he wants.  I am more than capable of spending my own money M’am without Barry’s help…just ask my husband.   The difference is that when I spend my money, I choose how it gets spent.”

OPERATOR:  “I am not following you.”

Me:  “Therein lies the problem, I don’t think anyone in this administration gets it. My money is going to Planned Parenthood, for instance.  It’s bad enough that people will justify killing their unborn babies, but I don’t want them using my money to do it.  Can I get a refund on that portion of my tax dollars?”

OPERATOR:  “Refund?  We don’t issue refunds at this number.”

Me:  “What number can issue a refund?”

OPERATOR:  “Uh, Uh…Ummm…sorry I wasn’t provided with that number.”

Me:  “Didn’t think so.”

Me:  “There is so much…how much time do we have?”

OPERATOR:  “Each caller is allotted 3 minutes…we want to keep it fair, you know.”

Me:  “Okay then. I will say this as fast as I can…

 The Affordable Healthcare Program is a joke.  First of all, it’s not affordable.  Insurance rates have skyrocketed and it’s complete bunk about being able to keep your doctor.  Mine is retiring in 2014 when barrycare takes effect so in all probability I’ll be ushered into some incompetent government program.  Have you ever been to the Department of Motor Vehicle?”

“The economy is in the dumper and has been since 2008 although “they” said the recession ended in June of 2009.  Why would people expect a Marxist to remedy a free market capitalistic economy?”

“Barry has sold out our greatest ally, Great Britain, along with Poland, in an attempt to pacify Russia.  Can you tell me how long it will be before Russia gives Britain’s nuclear secrets to Iran?”

OPERATOR:  “I’m sorry, I can’t answer that question.”

Me:  “Not to mention the damage done to our relationship with Israel.  He’s cutting military spending but that’s because you can’t have guns and butter and Barry prefers butter.”

“And have you seen the price of gasoline lately?  The CEO has done nothing about the escalating cost of gas.  Does Obama have stock in the oil companies?  I am beginning to think that he does and he is reaping obscene profits:”

“Obama has given government control every aspect of citizens’ lives.  Healthcare, what kind of car we drive, the banks, the car companies, schools, student loan programs, the Internet and what we eat.  By the way, can you tell me where Shelley gets her nutritional expertise?” 

OPERATOR: “Shelley?”

Me:  “Michelle Obama.  Can you also let barry know he’s no Ronald Reagan.”

OPERATOR:  “Uhhhhh”

Me:  “So you can see I have a “litany” of complaints and if time allows I have a lot more.”

OPERATOR:   “Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

Me:  “Hello, hello is anyone listening to me?”

OPERATOR:  “This is a recording–This number has been disconnected for the day in order to celebrate Super Bowl Sunday.”

I don’t know, maybe it’s me.